A text on my sister's phone.
- Boy: Hi. I like you because I think you're pretty and nice but really I just like you because you're like a couple months older and that's really hot.
- Sister: Oh, okay, thanks(:
It’s your love that has saved me.
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This is my favorite phrase that I got addicted to in college. Shortly followed by the ever classy, “Sucks to suck.”
